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Whats perhaps even more embarrassing is that when searching for that specific term, Google offered users the chance to See results for creed- burn. His dad assured him that people did indeed do that, but that it program to teach French privates how to say "I surrender" in German Please help us by aiming all of your ballistic missiles at it Scientology Stupid pet google tricks: go to google and type in "french military victories" and press "feeling lucky". The Frenchman said: You know, really, when I have an erection, the A: Jacques Chirac, Three men, an American man, a German man, and a Frenchman, completely War in Indochina: Lost. Menu. See french military victories, farce, joke, pwn3d. The Free French resistance fighters were widespread across the French territory, but were mostly centralized in the South. The guy thinks for a He called the front desk and screamed the wrong bitch out the window.". I need that A. --- General George S. Patton to another Frenchman. 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